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Tom Scott
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0265 - Lord, grant me the patience to endure my blessings.

0316 - God gives us relatives: Thank goodness we choose
our friends.

0326 - Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice".

0339 Some minds are like
concrete; thoroughly mixed and
permanently set.

0354 - If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.

0359 - Piddling involves the fine art of doing nothing.

0375 - Never let computers know when you are in a hurry.

0464 - Home Depot is the
Toys R Us for men.

0468 - God blesses this house.
He doesn't clean it.

0496 - Lord, give me patience
- and hurry!

0499 - Out of mind - will be back in five minutes.

0559 - To "grow" a business is dumb. You grow potatoes, beans,
and onions. You build a business.
G. T. Scott
   

0316
God gives us relatives:
Thank goodness we choose our friends